A New York Times Economix blog post from December 31, 2008 gave a link to the Nationalpost.com's Best Financial Jokes of 2008. Below are the ones I thought were the best.
The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left
side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.
How do you find a good small-cap fund manager? Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.
Definition. P/E Ratio: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
A plan to bail out the Big Three automakers stalled in Congress today. Yeah. As a result, Congress plans to buy a better-built Japanese bailout plan. (Conan O'Brien)
How do you find a good small-cap fund manager? Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.
Definition. P/E Ratio: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
A plan to bail out the Big Three automakers stalled in Congress today. Yeah. As a result, Congress plans to buy a better-built Japanese bailout plan. (Conan O'Brien)
